Going to the Chapel, and I'm going to get married....

So I have no idea when I am getting married or who it will be too....I don't have many wedding plans and I have not picked out a wedding singer...I definitely have not decided on a location or the colors that I will use...... BUT one thing is for sure.....I will most definitely be buying my wedding dress from the Shell Gas Station Shop. I mean that just screams CLASSY! Look good, Pay Less....I am all about it. I think if you by a wedding dress there it comes with a free tank of gas, and then my man will be able to drive us somewhere for our honeymoon!! It can't get much better than that. By the way you are all invited.